“I’m sorry, but if you don’t have a prescription I’m not able to sell you medical marijuana.”
“OK, I’ll have some recreational marijuana, please.”
“Of course. Will that be cash or card?”
Reminds me of a business trip several years ago. Arriving on a late-night flight into a southern California resort town I took a shuttle to an off-airport, cut-rate rental-car operation. They could not find my reservation. Showing a printed copy of the confirmed reservation, including confirmation number, did not help. The clerk could not find my reservation. Exasperated and wondering what to do next, I asked, “Well, do you have any cars at all?”
“Oh sure, we have plenty of cars.”
